March 2012
Going to see the Hunger Games tonight.
I actually don’t want to go because I feel like this book(and now movie) is just a foreshadowing of the future. I think I’ll get nightmares from watching it. Sorry for sounding like a crazy nut job, just putting my thoughts out there.
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My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile
me: maybe i'll lose weight
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
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attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke
when does the part of puberty where you get hot start im still waiting
Responses to people talking shit.....
Preschool:
Middle School:
High School:
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much..
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
Every time my mother nags at me,
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I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
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me: Pass the soap.
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
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