parents: "can we use your computer for a minute"
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: "yeah sure here you go"
Seeing a girl all beautiful and gorgeous in...
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Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.” (via Chaystar)
mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
When you see yourself in the mirror →
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africans: i hate how shitty my mom treats me in spite of the fact that i saved her life more than once do you know how many chain emails i’ve passed on to make sure she didn’t die in five hours???
Being cute and adorable when apologizing: →
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Those people who are way too happy in the morning:
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When it comes to unknown links..
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When you eat the rest of the good shit in the...
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