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parents: "can we use your computer for a minute"
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: "yeah sure here you go"
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Seeing a girl all beautiful and gorgeous in...
ohstephanieee: ryanduhhlion: Guys Outside: Inside: Girls Outside: Inside: LMFAOOOOOOOOO SO ACCURATE.
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Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”  (via Chaystar) 
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mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
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When you see yourself in the mirror  →
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africans: i hate how shitty my mom treats me in spite of the fact that i saved her life more than once do you know how many chain emails i’ve passed on to make sure she didn’t die in five hours???
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Being cute and adorable when apologizing: →
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Those people who are way too happy in the morning:
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When it comes to unknown links..
laugh-out-loud-johntot: Put volume on mute, cover your eyes & maybe just, cover your ears. Just in-case. Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow
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When you eat the rest of the good shit in the...
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