Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew...– Wristcutters: A Love Story (via eaeve)
Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...
yanilavigne: Bitch, can i HELP YOU? LOL
When people say my name in a conversation...
I don't like being asked to make decisions.
leilockheart: tumblr-funniest: Where do you want to eat? Where do you want to go? “I have no idea.” What do you want to do? “What do you want to do?” Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts HAHAHAHAHA.
200,000 teenagers get pregnant every year.
Reblog if you like pandas.
That awkward moment when you plan a conversation...
Little known fact: Tim Burton was offered the role...
liox: The truth is, I have a bad habit of comparing myself to others. There’s always someone with a better smile, nicer clothes, brighter eyes, and amazing hair. I put myself down all the time. I can never be happy with the way I look at all. I’m self-conscious and that’s probably the number one thing I want to change about me.
Gay marriage is now legal in New York!
tooflytofall: letsfuckitupright: gleehiatussurvivor: I don’t even live in New York, but that’s great to hear. (:
Those memories that you randomly remember & then...
leilockheart: tumblr-funniest: but then you realize that its never gonna happen ever again Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts Awww. Happy memories.
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
leilockheart: tumblr-funniest: “Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE??? Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts Yeah, some math problems aren’t very realistic. Very hypothetical.
When people ask you to explain what Tumblr is