why is dick short for richard? like how did that even come to fruition?

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How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

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awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

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south-park-gifs:

for eeveevie

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makebelievesandcelluloids:

me bottoming for the first time

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i-d-k:

I can actually feel when my door has been left open by someone else.

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

fake-mermaid:

does anyone else wake up in the middle of their dream, and you just love the dream you’re having so much and you try to go back to sleep thinking about it so it can continue off from the same part before you woke up, or is it just me

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donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

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vinoxe:

vinoxe:

werescott:

vinoxe:

popcorn

i need popcorn

For you

omg thanks

WAIT

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sunshine-state-of-rock-and-roll:

youarefuckingmajestic:

DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.

100% FUCKING MAJESTIC

I like your URL.

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figurants:

altering your vocabulary to exclude harmful terms makes the world a more enjoyable and safe place for you and the people around you and also it is not very hard trust me i did it and i don’t do much

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draemishs:

coke-uh-cola:

coke-uh-cola:

sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes

but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment

i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside

Saw it too

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